Koju Lawliet's barf and boredom

J/23/West FL methinks
Forgive me for my insufferable tokuness

sweet-bitsy:

joshpeck:

this is art

I wish I could stop listening to this

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darkhonchi:

Kyoryugers’ reactions to Dino Charge casting.

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loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:image

Mom:

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sofapizza:

dr-archeville:

Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 2014-08-26, “Race/Off” [alternate link here]

Jon was FINALLY back last night, and hit it out of the freakin park with this Ferguson segment.

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antfish:

coelasquid:

Ahahah oh my god I thought the green hair was a fan edit, i didn’t realize it was actually in the game

Totally not The Joker

antfish:

coelasquid:

Ahahah oh my god I thought the green hair was a fan edit, i didn’t realize it was actually in the game

Totally not The Joker

grijzegans:

MAD Magazine recreates Norman Rockwell’s famous 1958 painting ‘The Runaway’

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gradientlair:

nuneyskid:

50-year anniversary of the 9/15/1963 murder of four African-American girls in the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in Birmingham, Alabama.

Their names are Cynthia Wesley, Carole Robinson, Addie Mae Collins and Denise McNair.

gradientlair:

nuneyskid:

50-year anniversary of the 9/15/1963 murder of four African-American girls in the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in Birmingham, Alabama.

Their names are Cynthia Wesley, Carole Robinson, Addie Mae Collins and Denise McNair.

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wrapyourselfaroundmyfinger:

jonny-poopoo-pants:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological OrderThe most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]

Reblog the fuck out of this

BOOST^^^^^^^

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spankzilla85:

chubpanpb:

literarydisneyprincess:

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

This makes me so happy :’)

There was a period of time where I was in the middle of moving out of an apartment, moving into my first house, fighting to keep up with a deadline that threatened to cost me my job, helping my wife (fiance’ back then) through having just lost her job, AND doing conventions every weekend for a month solid.
And then I found that amazing episode of Kitchen Nightmares with Amy’s Baking Company. And for some strange, STRANGE reason, it brought me endless comfort. Not that it was heartwarming, or even that it was schadenfreude, it simply WAS. It was this fascinating peek into the human condition from the perspective of a completely sane person staring into the abyss, and refusing to allow the abyss to stare back at him.
And this…man this is awesome.

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via zferolie)

Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

Oh snap

BOOOOM

bonerlord-9-11:

iron-will-iron-man:

longrod-thundercock:

This sounds like it is from a video game.

wat


Snake, that’s the Bulldozer. He wields that .50 BMG M2 with his bare hands. That gun is typically found mounted on Humvees. Do not underestimate him.

How am I supposed to beat this guy, Colonel?

He may be big, Snake, but he’s slow. Try to sneak behind him and choke him out with a CQC technique.

Just remember that he’ll hear your footsteps coming if you just walk. I recommend crawling on your belly to avoid making any sound.

I have to crawl up to a 300 pound, ticked-off terrorist holding a gun as big as I am, huh? You always seem to want me to take the most dangerous approach possible, Master.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Snake.

bonerlord-9-11:

iron-will-iron-man:

longrod-thundercock:

This sounds like it is from a video game.

wat

Snake, that’s the Bulldozer. He wields that .50 BMG M2 with his bare hands. That gun is typically found mounted on Humvees. Do not underestimate him.

How am I supposed to beat this guy, Colonel?

He may be big, Snake, but he’s slow. Try to sneak behind him and choke him out with a CQC technique.

Just remember that he’ll hear your footsteps coming if you just walk. I recommend crawling on your belly to avoid making any sound.

I have to crawl up to a 300 pound, ticked-off terrorist holding a gun as big as I am, huh? You always seem to want me to take the most dangerous approach possible, Master.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Snake.

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beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

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aviculor:

image

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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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finalshoryuken:

nowyoukno:

peterchayward:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

This is hilariously stupid. Why on earth is “nowyoukno” reblogging such inane crap?

First off, I’m not “reblogging any inane crap”. I posted this fact. I created this image in Photoshop CC and uploaded it, not reblogged it. So now you know that. Additionally, what is “stupid” about the window socket? “It offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.” I just don’t see what is so “stupid” about ingenuity.


I just don’t see it. Stupid? No. This is anything but.

i……..want one.

finalshoryuken:

nowyoukno:

peterchayward:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

This is hilariously stupid. Why on earth is “nowyoukno” reblogging such inane crap?

First off, I’m not “reblogging any inane crap”. I posted this fact. I created this image in Photoshop CC and uploaded it, not reblogged it. So now you know that. Additionally, what is “stupid” about the window socket? “It offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.” I just don’t see what is so “stupid” about ingenuity.

I just don’t see it. Stupid? No. This is anything but.

i……..want one.

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